Lent is upon us. Enter the days of the Catholic “diet”: give up chocolate, soda, etc. As long as it’s not a REAL sacrifice to you. It definitely should not be REAL since Christ’s suffering and Passion wasn’t that. Right?

I was thinking of going partially Greek/Byzantine for Lent: no meat dairy, olive oil or wine. Yet, in thinking about it for the past few weeks, I realized that left me with lentils, beans, rice, fish, and nothing with which to cook all those items. Then I was thinking of doing a normal Latin Rite fast on Saturday, Monday and Tuesday; Greek/Byzantine from Wednesday through Friday midnight. I struggle to remain at 120lbs at 5’3″ currently, and on these dietary restrictions… Erm, that just wouldn’t do. I’ve settled upon simply no meat for all of Lent minus the Sundays. You may be wondering why I desired to do a more intense fast: I’ll be on retreat in late March for discernment for a week with the nuns. Lent is my favorite (liturgical) season, why not see what life is like during my utmost favorite time of all? Additionally, I’m be making my Consecration to Jesus through Mary, using St. Louis de Montfort’s book. An intense Lent calls for an intense fast, but it’s supposed to be a fast, not a starvation.

However, Lent, as I mentioned earlier is not meant to be easy going. You don’t give up chocolate if it’s only something you eat at the office when someone offers it to you, you give it up when it’s in your milk at breakfast, you enjoy a piece of cake or candy at lunch/dinner, you have syrup on your ice cream at dinner each day, everyday. That is when you give up chocolate. You give up something you’re ATTACHED to: a favorite color, clothing item, food, music, television program, television itself (yes, even via Roku, Hulu, Netflix, etc), websites (i.e. fanfiction.net), etc. I love meat. I love bacon. I try to cook fresh meals every evening when I get home, even if that’s 8:30pm. I love the smell of cooked animal flesh. During Lent, especially the first week, I hallucinate the taste of meat in all of my food; I’ve done so in vegan guacamole! If I enter the monastery, officially, the nuns fast from meat year-round. Oh boy, I’ll be dreaming of bacon, chicken, liver & onions.

Lent is to remind you of life on the OTHER SIDE, without actually dying.